Post by Adi Gold on Nov 9, 2020 3:09:15 GMT
"Pick up, pick up, PICK UP!!!! YOU MONGOLOIDED RETARD!"
Adi Gold can be seen shouting in her cell phone with a police cruiser behind her. The officer steps out of his car and sees a pissed off Adi Gold sitting on her hood of her own car. The cop approaches.
Cop: Ma'am? Is everything okay? You cannot be causing a disturbance out side the F2B offices. We've had complaints and...
Adi: I know, guy! Listen up, GUY! There's a female vice president in this country of yours. So ...
Cop: So...?
Adi: So... yeah! I have a voice... and my voice is trying to get a hold of my STUPID NO BRAIN BROTHER OF MINE!!
Adi puts her attention to her phone and screams into it.
Adi: PICK UP THE GAWD' DARN PHONE, YOU FUCKIN' ASS HEAD!!
Cop: Ma'am... enough... where is your brother...
What happened to Fisher Goldblum?
THe scene fades into a shots of beautiful sun sets, the wind slowly brushing through the leaves of some trees, all set to the music of The Horse Whisperer (For obvious reasons) It zooms to where a carnival is set up. We see him, Fisher walking through the many sites and sounds of the carnies setting up things for tonight's show. Children waving to big ol' FIsher and even some of the ladies whistling at him as he walked by.
Fisher was finally at peace. Until..
Man: Hey retard...
Fisher: Whu- what, Mr. Dennis. Did, did, did i do something bad?
Mr. Dennis: Nah, man. I'm just messing with you. But i am not your secretary, dude. Your sister has been trying to get ahold of you for like an hour.
Mr. Dennis tosses him a cell phone and Fisher slowly brings it to his ear.
Fisher: Yes?
CUT : We see a shot of Adi climbing a tree near the Fade 2 Black offices. The cop below the tree trying to talk her down.
Adi: Fisher! FISHER! Brother... we're back in the saddle again. I talked to the peeps at Fade 2 Black wrestling... and they want ME there. So... I need my wing man. My ol' bro-bro..
Fisher: Lah-las-last time you didn't treat me real good, Adi?
Adi: SHUT UP! Listen, this is the real deal. Not no god damn farm wrestling. Picking up goat and horse shit on your break... this is the wrestling business. Real money. Real fame. Real... um, money! Money Fisher... Money! Think of all the shiny things you can buy... ah? Ahhhh?
Fisher: ... well it would be nice to travel again... and not always smel-smelll-smelling like goat shit all the time...
Mr. Dennis: When you're done ol' FIsh'... the goat had a serious case of diarrhea earlier near the hotdog vender... could you get to that when you're finished on the phone. Thhhhaaaaanks.
Fisher: Okay... Adi... I am in!!
Adi jumps down from the tree. As the cop grabs her wrist and walks her to her car.
Adi: I wasn't asking, Fish. We'll talk soon. Let go! See you in 'Murca Fisher... LET GO OF MY WRIST, GUY!
Cop: Now you drive out of her without causing some trouble, and I won't need to arrest you.
Adi steps in her car and roars the engine starring angrily at the police officer as he just rolls his eyes.
Cop: What an asshole...
Adi: Mmmm... Casserole.
Cop: I.. I said ASSHOLE!
Adi: Yeah, but i HEARD casserole!!
She speeds off as the cop looks at this whole situation very confused.
CUT TO: Fisher running away from the Carnival tearing off his clothes while he does this and into the woods completely naked for some reason ...
MORE TO COME.... SOON!