Post by Travis Dawson on Dec 19, 2020 20:31:34 GMT
/// Things are a bit different tonight. There is no music. No panning around to see signs and to hear the fans chant throughout the Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Nor are there any video packages showcasing what happened at the last event ; just dead silence as standing in the ring are Fade 2 Black co-owners Travis Dawson and Carson Andrews. The two men look ever-so-sad, their heads down in disappointment as no one is aware of what's going on. Dalton and Jada are quiet, likely on cue. The audience members that we CAN see in the front row look rather confused. ///
What's going on?!
/// Upon the titan tron, we see an image that's dedicated to the memory of the "OG" lime green skittle. The cameramen zoom in on this. ///
Travis Dawson ; "He was the taste we'll never forget! Right up there with Pepsi Blue!"
Carson Andrews ; "Ehhhh, Pepsi Blue was my shit!"
Travis Dawson ; "Mine too, man. Reminds me of all the crazy shit we used to get into.. way before launching Fade 2 Black Wrestling in '08!"
Carson Andrews ; "Cameras are rollin', Travis!"
/// Travis gets all dramatic again, dropping his head down into his right hand and shaking it about before producing the ugliest 'crying face' you've ever seen! ///
Carson Andrews ; "There, there, Travis! I know this is hard for you.. But we've got a show to do! The original lime green Skittle is gone ; replaced for good with the green apple flavor! We must accept it!"
Travis Dawson ; "No. No. I WILL NOT!"
Carson Andrews ; "He is gone. But never forgotten! Another wrestling promotion obliterated his existence. In just.. ONE. BITE!"
Travis Dawson ; "Say it ain't so, Carson!"
/// NOW the cameras begin to pan around. The crowd is more confused than ever, probably thinking to themselves... ///
"Did we really come here to witness the funeral of a Skittle flavor?!"
"Leave that to an episode of Food Network: Unwrapped!"
"We want to see Malk Al-Haq being celebrated for winning the Blackout Championship at Thankless Intent. Fuck a green Skittle!"
"Are these dudes for real right now?!"
No! Of course not. It's Travis Dawson and Carson Andrews for cryin' out loud!
/// The two men look at one another and burst into a laughing fit. The "In Memory" image on the titan tron vanishes and Carson is literally leaning into Travis, both hands gripping his left shoulder as he's having a hard time getting it together. ///
Travis Dawson ; "We're not gonna do you like that, guys! We PROMISED an interview with Mr. Lime himself on Twitter this past week and we ALWAYS live up to our promises, so..."
He's alive and he's here tonight!
Crickets. "Oh joy!", they're thinking.
Carson Andrews ; "We DID have to double up on security to assure the safety of the "OG" lime green Skittle. There are some hungry mouths to feed and apparently.. a crazed Blackout Championship contender running around here wanting revenge because his wife may enjoy the skittles more than his strudel? I mean.. not to name names but.. "
Brandon fuggin' Moore!
Travis Dawson ; "But think about it! Your wife is on social media bragging about how she's all twitterpated and lovesick over a Skittle flavor! She can't even handle being on a plane with 'em without resisting a lick! Who should you REALLY be upset with?! Yourself, perhaps?!"
Carson Andrews ; "That is true, Travis. The Skittle must be doing something that Brandon can't!"
Travis Dawson ; "But enough about Brandon Moore's shortcummings..."
/// The majority of the fans laugh. ///
Carson Andrews ; "We DO have a special interview segment later on in our broadcast with the lime green Skittle, but we need to move on to discussing our amazing debut on pay-per-view! "Thankless Intent" from Houston, Texas!"
/// The crowd pops. ///
Travis Dawson ; "And among all things that took place at Thankless Intent, Brandon Moore DID lose what was possibly his most important match to date in his Fade 2 Black career!"
Carson Andrews ; "Maybe the Skittle is more of a man?!"
Travis Dawson ; "You're going to get our asses kicked, but that shit's funny."
Carson Andrews ; "It was a pretty brutal match. There was broken glass everywhere: glass tables, glass chairs, glass bats and then we had ironing boards, cheese graters, spiked brass knucks and MORE!"
Travis Dawson ; "As crazy as we promised it would be! The Castle of Glass structure within and of itself was something I could CONFIDENTLY say our fans have NEVER seen before! And it set the bar, and it set the tone for everything to come!"
Carson Andrews ; "Malk Al-Haq came out on top against Brandon Moore to become the Blackout Champion, and you KNOW that felt great for him! These two have been rivals dating back since Fade's first run! We are going to catch up with him in just a few moments to see what he has to say in regards to that very match AND Brandon Moore!"
Travis Dawson ; "Yes! Jacob Santigato is set to talk with him, and Cameran Lyle will be interviewing Samuel Chatman, our High Voltage Champion! He's been celebrating by.. well.. posting OnlyFans quality material on Twitter!"
/// Carson jokingly grabs his shirt collar, fanning it back and forth as a few photos from Samuel's Twitter are being displayed on the titan tron. ///
Jada Freeman (at ringside) ; "Fade 2 Black.. the only wrestling promotion where photos of a thotty model boy-turned-wrestler are shown just moments after a moment of silence has been taken for a deceased... Skittle. What?"
Dalton King (also at ringside) ; "Shenanigans like this set us apart from the competition! Well, that and the talent on our roster!"
Carson Andrews ; "Alright, alright. Put those photos away! Mr. Thotty by Nature may not be celebrating for too much longer! We've granted "The Face of High Voltage" Atara Themis another opportunity to become the champion in just two weeks at High Voltage 7: "Condemned"! And I'd say EVERYONE is in for a treat. Those two tore the house DOWN. And their match definitely had a lot to live up, following those two fatal four-way matches!"
Travis Dawson ; "EVERYONE who competed that night were GREAT ; especially those who competed in the Blackout Championship tournament. The Wolves of Odinn were pretty damn dominant together, but even better as enemies! Rain Corvin pulled out all the stops! Austin Ramsey proved why he's called "Lord of the Sky", and Jackson and Michelle proved themselves as the amazing OG's they are!"
"Ayyyyye! Hol' up! Hol' up!"
/// Out from behind the entrance curtain comes everyone's favorite "Happy Pill".. Serotonin! ///
Serotonin ; "Nah, nah nah. NOW that I have er'body's full attention dat's undivided? I'm about to roast you fools. Y'all think y'all slick puttin' me on a preshow before the actual event can begin. Didn't even involve me in dat title tournament, or even the High Voltage match but y'all expect me to show up n' show out? And continue to get an attitude when I ask what's up! I think I know what's up!"
/// Carson and Travis roll their eyes in unison and tell all the cameramen to cut their cameras. ///
Carson Andrews ; "Make sure y'all check out that encore presentation of Thankless Intent.. tonight after High Voltage wraps!"
Serotonin ; "Naw! They won't! Y'all are gonna listen to me! Er'body's gonna listen to me! I think Travis been sleepin' with some folks 'cuz this disrespect toward one of its' best wrestlers - ME - don't make no damn sense! So now for the names! I think he been sleepin' with..."
/// Before Serotonin can spill the tea, we fade out for a commercial break which shows off the encore presentation of the Thankless Intent pay-per-view. ///
Serotonin ; "Nah, nah nah. NOW that I have er'body's full attention dat's undivided? I'm about to roast you fools. Y'all think y'all slick puttin' me on a preshow before the actual event can begin. Didn't even involve me in dat title tournament, or even the High Voltage match but y'all expect me to show up n' show out? And continue to get an attitude when I ask what's up! I think I know what's up!"
/// Carson and Travis roll their eyes in unison and tell all the cameramen to cut their cameras. ///
Carson Andrews ; "Make sure y'all check out that encore presentation of Thankless Intent.. tonight after High Voltage wraps!"
Serotonin ; "Naw! They won't! Y'all are gonna listen to me! Er'body's gonna listen to me! I think Travis been sleepin' with some folks 'cuz this disrespect toward one of its' best wrestlers - ME - don't make no damn sense! So now for the names! I think he been sleepin' with..."
/// Before Serotonin can spill the tea, we fade out for a commercial break which shows off the encore presentation of the Thankless Intent pay-per-view. ///