Post by Kieran Kelley on Feb 10, 2021 19:50:22 GMT
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PRESENTS
KIERAN 'K²' KELLEY
PRESENTS
KIERAN 'K²' KELLEY
February 07, 2021;
Katrina Memorial New Orleans, LA
History was truly unique. Like this little memorial here, located here on Canal Street in the faboulous, infamous N'awlins. That's how the locals pronounce it, am I correct? 1,800 or so victims from one magnificent storm. One cannot fathom the impact mother nature can have, until they're stuck in the middle of her wrath. That kinda reminds me of someone else that I'm familiar with. What's his name? Oh, right..
KIERAN MF'N KELLEY
Sweet face, great ass, but a mother fuckin' storm when provoked.
Kneeling just before the memorial, I ran my fingers across the engraved lettering. The saying that was etched into the marble stone, telling the story of just how devastating Hurricane Katrina was on August 29, 2015. I wonder if I can get a similar memorial in my name, after I decimate the likes of Florida Richie to get a little retribution after last week's tag team loss! I mean, the results will be about the same as that of Katrina tearing through this beautiful, historic city - DEVASTATING!
K²; "Richie Florida, I am sure knows a little something about Hurricanes. I mean, I haven't exactly done a lot of research about him, but I'd assume he's similar to Florida Man, and resides in Florida. Otherwise, his name is just as stupid as my tag partner last week. So, Richie should know the damaging effects of such storms, built for destruction, even when they're not expected to be. Yeah, I know, I know. Many times, they hype the storm, scare the hell out of everyone, and then? Just like Richie's sex life, it's largely UNDERWHELMING. But, every now and again, you get that one monster that does far more damage than one expected. The one that creeps along, quietly at first, and then .. when you least expect it, it turns into a monster, not even giving much time for those to prepare. "
Reading further along the memorial, you cannot help but feel a little sympathy for these victims. Those left unclaimed, so many unknown. I couldn't imagine such a world to live in, that I went without anyone knowing who I was. Without my own family being able to claim my remains, and hold a proper burial. What a time we live in, hmm? Time's that see the likes of a Karen gracing the wrestling world, thinking that screaming and asking to speak to a manager will get you exactly what you desire. Then again, we are in 2021 -- where people are far more sensitive than ever. Tsk Tsk!
K²; "Now, I get it. I know what most of you are thinking! 'Who in the hell does this guy think he is, comparing himself to a storm such as Hurricane Katrina? Or, any Hurricane for that matter?' And, mostly, I'd have to agree with you. I've done nothing to prove my claim as such a devastating force. Losing a match to Richie Florida and Karen .. well, that's a bit of a low blow. But, I can tell you, that's not going to define who I am. That will not define my legacy that I leave behind. So, what will? I get asked by many of my YouTube subscribers, 'Kieran! What type of impact are you looking to have in F²B?' And, you know what my answer is?! The same thing every..single...time!"
TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!
K²; "I get it. Truly, I do. The groaning, the bitching and the moaning. 'But why can't you just tell us?' -- and you know why? Because ACTIONS...speak LOUDER than WORDS! Even if your name is Karen! What I do inside of that ring will speak far louder than any answer I can give to a fan. I cannot tell you what I am going to do. Instead, I have to prove it! I have to prepare, and walk in each and every week with my A-game, or else I'll be just like these victims lying scattered beneath the ground in this cemetery. Unknown. Unclaimed. FORGOTTEN."
At High Voltage, there will be only one name that is forgotten. His name is Richie Florida.
TOODLES!